Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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