that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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