I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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