we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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