He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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