Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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