You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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