i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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