I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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