I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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