Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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