If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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