Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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