How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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