hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
one might say we're banned from that church
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize