I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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