Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
