butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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