You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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