We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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