Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I accidentally burped into my bong.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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