I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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