is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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