Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
