so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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