Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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