Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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