Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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