Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
