How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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