I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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