on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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