so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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