Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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