he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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