I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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