You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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