I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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