Quick, to the slutcave!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
