the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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