The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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