new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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