I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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