Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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