Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
