that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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