Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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