franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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