if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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