I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Randomize