I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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