Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Randomize
