And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
