you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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